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June 27, 2003
i'm always
amazed at how people find my site in search engines...I get some of the most curious terms that come up in my stats.
I get hits from people who search for Timecube because of a lecture I attended awhile back and commented. Gene Ray is really rather harmless. He looks like someone's grandfather that is ready to head out to the golf course and putter around slowly.
Other search terms are related to poetry: poems about crushes, poems with taste imagery, starting life off right poems, lost friends poems and oddly enough--sonnets about Metallica.
Other ones are just plain weird: frodo's bedroom pictures, cheap crystal vases, fedex search dogs, fools work hard, evil pictures of christina aguilera, bullets or prizing or coworker or waupaca or frank, hilary clinton narcissism, zit pictures, she needs to cut her hair, funny whale pictures, write up on new initiatives in life, disneyland wedding headband, 3 = bm shtr, absinthe taste and smell, bitch offscreen, siren horn company, harvard square = the pit = pictures, what is an exhibitionist, how to write letters of sadness...
Some of them are really disturbing, people searching on: little boy porno, incest brother sister love, defecating urinating slipknot, teacher porno, teen bra pictures, free 1 day trial incest, and christina aguilera in bathroom pics.
There are many people in the world, clearly, who I have no desire to ever get to know...
Posted by crystallyn at June 27, 2003 06:44 PM
Comments
Of course, you must realize that you just bumped up your search standings for those keywords with this post. :)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2003 01:17 PM
Indeed. I'm still, like, the king of "Rudi Bakhtiar" searches, thanks to a damn comment by Moglia on one of my posts.
But wow, Crystal, your search terms are kinda creepy. I mean, "sonnets about Metallica"? I shudder.
Posted by: Forrest at June 27, 2003 01:22 PM
Or Christina Aguilera in the bathroom?!!
Posted by: Crystal at June 27, 2003 02:39 PM
I get some peripherally related searches.. some i can explain away, many I just do not know....
Seriously, I kid you not, one was "horse sex." I don't think I've EVER written the word sex on my site at all. Ever. I guess as in the real world, so it is in the virtual... no sex in one, no sex in the other...
:)
Posted by: sean at June 28, 2003 12:23 AM
I got so, so many hits from folks looking for sexy pictures of A*i R*ss. (Missing letters are k and o--I didn't want you to have the same problem!)
Posted by: Sharyl M. at June 30, 2003 10:34 AM