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June 03, 2003
my brother sending me porno!
So I was checking my email...and as many of you with a personal website know, you end up on email lists that you don't really want to be on--mortgage lists, viagra, breast enhancement, and lots and lots of porno, many with pictures.
Today, I got an email from my brother, Chase, and I soon realized the bizarreness of it...the fact that someone named Chase King would send me an email with the title Insane Orgasms. Then I remembered one vital thing--Chase doesn't have email. I opened it, and thankfully, the pictures weren't showing through. But yep, it was porno.
I promptly called my wonderful mullethead brother (I love him dearly but the boy just needs to cut his hair!) and let him know that incest is DEFINITELY NOT best and I don't appreciate it. He got a kick out of it. I want to visit the site to see who THAT Chase King is, but well, I'm not really fond of popup hell and spyware and all that good stuff. So the delete button gets to take over, on the only email from Chase King that I've ever received.
The funny thing is that I have been playing phone tag with my brother for three months, literally, and I managed to talk to him a mere hour before I received the email (and of course, after when I called him back). What are the chances? It's not like Chase is THAT common a name...
No wait...the pictures show upon reopening my email...two "barely legal" teen girls with stars on the important parts proclaiming FREE 1 DAY TRIAL.
There is just something really wrong about thinking of ANY of my immediate family members doing anything sexual.
I remember at my sister's wedding, Chase brought his then girlfriend who ended up hanging out with the bridesmaids while we were all getting ready. Somewhere in there she decided that I was her new best friend and she proceeded to tell me about all the times she messed around with my brother.
I'm still scarred by that moment...
Posted by crystallyn at June 3, 2003 08:10 PM
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